A mall grab is a way of holding your skateboard with the grip tape facing your pants, and gripping it by the trucks. It is called mall grabbing because the skate community has decided that people that hold their board like that are probably posers and carry it more than they ride it, so they carry it around a “mall” as an accessory, hence the “mall” grab. You may be wondering though why this is frowned upon as it is very obviously the most fucking comfortable way of holding the board. I’m going to get crucified for saying this but it’s true. “BUh bUh yOULL lOoSeN tHe tRuCkS” the trucks are literally shaped like fucking handles I’ve seen skate shops use trucks as door handles it is fucking PERFECT for holding but Noooooo we have to make fun of everyone that hold it in the most comfortable way because making things harder for ourselves and putting down anyone that speaks up against it is the way to fucking go because you’re all toxic gatekeepers.
Normal person: hey mall grabbing is a great convenient way to hold the board, sure it rubs against my pants but so does half the other ways of holding my board!
Fucking retard: *retard noises* wOah WhAt A poSeR. I bEt yOu moNgO puSh, pOsEr. dO yOu HaVe a tHrAsheR T sHiRt? ThAt mUst mEaN yOu caNt sKatE, tRUsT me iD kNoW bEcauSe iM a SkAteR, diD yOu kNoW tHaT I SkAtE? cAn yOu eVen dO a KickFliP. I lOvE gAy SeX!!!
Fucking retard: *retard noises* wOah WhAt A poSeR. I bEt yOu moNgO puSh, pOsEr. dO yOu HaVe a tHrAsheR T sHiRt? ThAt mUst mEaN yOu caNt sKatE, tRUsT me iD kNoW bEcauSe iM a SkAteR, diD yOu kNoW tHaT I SkAtE? cAn yOu eVen dO a KickFliP. I lOvE gAy SeX!!!
by Danny Despacito September 19, 2020
Skateboarding move done while getting air, in a stall or whatever crazy move you execute while slaying the concrete waves. The stall: front-hand grabbing in front of you, between legs and right before the back trucks. Originally done in combination with a freshly tweaked nose-stall.
by peaceloveevolve November 19, 2014
by Inspector Harry Bush August 22, 2003
when an opponent in the game lethal league blaze cancels a parry yet the player still attempts to grab
by wafflemanguy June 06, 2020
Hey man, I'm not sure if I should pursue computer programming.
Bro, grab it and growl, grab it and growl.
Bro, grab it and growl, grab it and growl.
by doug_keaton_catec January 28, 2019
To propel one’s self by using another’s success, similar to a zebra mussel, an invasive species, grabbing onto a passing boat.
by Zebra Mussel April 14, 2019
The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.
The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.
Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.
Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
by Mr. Friend July 14, 2009