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gorilla anus

An insult you use when someone is being a douche bag or won't do something for you.
Mike: hey can you pass me that crayon?
Cameron: naaaaw man
Mike: YOU GORILLA ANUS!!
by Brikalyn January 8, 2014
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gohilajit

a weird ass peedo who likes to show his small dick to people, he has 2 wives but at 11pm it’s time to ft the galllsssss.

we all know his fav wife is amber but his indian wife do be koinda smexc. arun amber’s main g likes to catfish gohilajit and gohilajit thinks arun is vvv smexy. carengine likes to talk to gohilajit and sometimes he’s her best friend. Mikhail likes to talk to gohilajit in his language and gohilajit finds that vvvv attractive. gohilajit has a well and he chucks badly behaved children in it. gohilajit just so happens to have a farm and he likes to go on his motorcycle 🏍 to visit his cows 🐄 gohilajit has a pick axe 🪓
rando: who’s that smexy guy?

amber: that just so happens to be my smexy husband gohilajit
by amber delllll May 30, 2020
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clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.
Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006
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naked with gorillas

A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.
There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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Govind

A deep person who is possessive, determined and will accomplish whatever they want. They are dreamy, imaginative and able to see most things others will not. This makes them analytical but socially distant and very introverted, which they truly are. They are complete over thinkers and will race their brain at everything and be worried. They probably have an OCD. You might not know them well, but that can read you like one of those SEVERAL books they've read and no matter how they seem to be, never make that blunderous mistake of screwing them over, for your own good. Huge nerds as they might, respect them!
I can't understand Govind but I bet that probably know my anxieties by now and so I'm genuinely scared.
by i.know.every.fucking.thing November 25, 2021
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The Gorillaz

A band formed around 2000. The main members are Damon and Jamie. Russel, Murdoc, Noodle, and 2-D are the members, which can be confusing.
I luv me sum of The Gorillaz
by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 January 25, 2021
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