goped

penis enlarger for people under the age of 15
obscenely loud and obnoxious, especially because the little bastards wake up at the ass-crack of dawn

"hey i just got my really cool 44cc goped the other day, its real fast"
"i hope it will make up for your lack of penis"

by Jimt September 16, 2004

Gorked

To mess up, fall short, screw up an opportunity in the game of baseball or other sports.

Man, he really gorked that play

by Gorkys Hernandez August 23, 2017

gorned

Taken advantage of in a painful way.

He felt gorned by the car dealer, who installed a part he didn't need.

by Pengyou19 October 19, 2015

gopedeering

A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.

Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?

by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

goped

a giant scooter with an engine, capable of up to 60 mph, named coolest thing to have under the age of 16.

weirdo1 : WOAH! what was that thing!

weirdo2 : i dont know! its was awesomely fast!

coolo : thats a goped dumbass!

some old person : ar what was that loud noise! it woke me up just now!


coolo : its noon... shouldn't you be up by now?

some old person : i never wake up before 4 pm! im going to file a complaint!



coolo : you do that.. loser

by gopedtrailrider April 24, 2009

gorded

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.

The other day I gorded. It was awesome.

by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015