"IMMA GOON! You wanna know whatta goon is.. Its a man thats hired to terrorize and to defeat all of their opponents. Thats whatta goon is." (Creepa)MTV'S Gs to Gents
by chuck raggh August 28, 2008
Dan is so dumb, he asked me one question...so I answered...no less than two minutes later, he asked the same exact question. Who does that?
by Lateesha October 2, 2004
someone payed to ride with his AK-47 24/7 and protect the one who payed him. Usually has a black mask over his face and no shirt on. Usually found in a group of three in a vehicle. One in the front in the passenger seat, and two in the back.
by Yung Tune January 8, 2008
A person who clearly is new to motocross and can't ride to save his life. Usually trys too hard and gets in other rider's way by not letting them pass or don't hold their lines. Usually seen on a 90's model bike and wear horrible looking, weird, unmatching gear and think they are cool. They as well tend to ride in higher classes of skill then they should. Extremely annoying and tend to cause harm to people around them.
Usually the goons are the slowest people at the track with the oldest bikes complaining about the track.
by niggabiotch November 1, 2007
by Jamal July 29, 2004
A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!
by pigskin072 January 16, 2008
a member of a self-appointed group who takes matters into their own hands; they do not wait for government support;
by C. Paranoia September 20, 2013