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googlemallet

Can be used as a noun, verb or exclamation.

It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.

The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)

> Where was Barack Obama born?

Googlemallet!!

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(verb)

The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
by halffast March 20, 2008
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googleable

An adjective describing a person with a name unique enough to identify only them (or them and a minute number of other people) when it is entered into a search engine. Ironically, a person's name can be said to be googleable even if they cannot actually be found on any internet sites.
Man, there's no way John Smith is googleable. But Zippy McGillicuddy? He's googleable.
by Ed Gunther December 9, 2008
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googleablity

you have the abilty to google that word or w/e u are googleing
you have the googleablity to find that on google
by chris99163 April 1, 2009
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Googlefize

To watch a film, but at the same time not what a film.
googlefize- to see it but not pay attention
by wateryshade March 28, 2010
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Googlewalk

Dude we have to visit amsterdam, I just googlewalked it and it looks awsome..
by naztronic May 21, 2010
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googleface

the look on someones face when they are on Skype/video chat and they minimize the screen so they can google something. Face is usually blank and staring.
Bahaha, theres your googleface Vincent!!
by idreamofgenie June 1, 2011
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Googleable

"It's that word googleable"
by Bitch151515151 June 2, 2014
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