googlebutt

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.

Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.

by Babbo June 19, 2008

googleblock

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had googleblock, I think I need a latte, or maybe a stiff scotch

by cosmicdee May 9, 2008

googleburt

Googleburt is where a male is on a computer and the partner comes and gives him head but the computer guy starts choking and the head person chokes in the penis head computer google burt googleburt choking

"Hey joey, can you remember last night when we got so drunk we started docking?"
"Yeah, the best part was when we googleburted"
"Yeah, that was a good googleburt"

by Uvuvewevwev ovuvevwevuwev osas May 26, 2017

Googlebipp

The act of searching the internet for information for the purpose of wining an argument.

Punching some on with words in a conversation.

James Earl Jones: " Hey Mike Vic what are you doing? "

Mike Vic: " Robert Redford thinks cats breed faster than rabbits, and im looking it up on the internet so i can prove him wrong. "

James Earl Jones " Why would you Googlebipp the man like that? "

by Snakonaplane August 27, 2009

Googlebrity

When you are checking out locations on Google Street and you see yourself or someone you recognize outside a building.

1. OMG!! That is totally you standing in front of Starbucks. You are a googlebrity.

2. Wow, Bob was mowing his lawn when the google street team took his picture. He is a googlebrity.

by Jamtober October 8, 2009

googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.

1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.

by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012

Googleboy

a person who needs a life , just sits around googling stupid shit and acts know-it-all

What do you doing googleboy? why dont go outside and go play?

by ratatatatatatat July 27, 2016