Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019

gone-to-shit

When everything has fallen to bits, totally buggered, fucked beyond recovery, finished.

"This job has gone-to-shit"

by zyncwarrior November 2, 2013

gone to shirt

When something has got so bad it's affecting your typing.

This place has recently gone to shirt.

by Uncle Whippity February 17, 2005

gone pear-shaped

British slang for events taking an unexpected turn for the worse.

(See also "Pete Tong")

"I was hoping this would be a great party but it's all gone pear-shaped now the police have turned up..."

by Amy June 28, 2004

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

by Username 1552 October 24, 2019