Golf

Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.

"Hey Monica what's Helen doing?"
"She's playing golf. She has school tomorrow"

by AzuAdamMikel January 19, 2009

Golf

Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF

Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs

by user4 August 20, 2004

Golf

A euphemism for Anal. can be used in question form “Wanna play golf?” in order to ask for Anal Sex in a subtle manner.

Matthew: Hey wanna... play golf? ;)
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?

by Wingiverto January 10, 2020

Golf

Putting balls in holes

Fucking your girlfriend and yelling "four" golf means that you are an asshole

by Ass_Slayer1950 April 17, 2017

Golf

The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes

golfers are elitist pricks

by jimmyjohnbillybobjones August 16, 2005

Golfing

The art of using your penis as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.

Carl Stephen Grider Jr and Rickie Lynn Price just went golfing. I bet Rickie's head is sore.

by carlgrider October 16, 2011

Golf

"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson

"Golf sucks, play football."
"I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."

by FuqUrSport December 31, 2014