Goldberged

Getting screwed by a short, limp dick.

Joshua was very disappointed when he got goldberged after his date.

by Tara Neal March 3, 2008

Rube Goldberg

(Verb) To slack off for 4 weeks on a school project while the competition works for the entire time straigt. The night before the project is due have one group member take it home put some crap together and barely make a working project, the next day, at the big competition between many schools, your project wins first place while the other groups project crashes and burns. Your project later falls apart on the bus ride home.

I totally pulled a Rube Goldberg out of my ass on that one, 1st place up in here.

by sander and drill April 19, 2006

whoopi goldberg

To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.

David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg

by Brain McFadden September 16, 2005

goldberg

A testicle the size of a watermelon.

Ben has some awesome Goldbergs

by Kirk D November 7, 2007

Goldberg

It's makin' whoopie. Hit these cookies with this pole. Word!

In the hot tub takin' pictures of all these bitches makin' Goldberg.

by bruce9707 May 7, 2009

Whoopi Goldberg

Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.

Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'

Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'

by OldYag October 7, 2009

goldberg

someone obsessed with something

I live my life around professional wrestling. So I've been called Goldberg because of the man Bill Goldberg.

by Dark Heart November 1, 2007