Golfer

An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.

ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.

by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012

The Goofer

Pounding a girl's friend in the anus for a ridiculous amount of time and doing it until the sun goes down.

Ceillum gave Ally the goofer last night.

by jjsplinter January 5, 2011

Gaffer

Used in Ireland, "gaff" is slang for house in Ireland, "gaffer" means house party

"Josh I have a free gaff this weekend"
"You gonna have a gaffer?"
"Yeah mate it's gonna be whopper"

by Señor Chen November 28, 2016

Tool Golfer

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

gooferu

The incredibly sarcastic way to say "good for you". Needless to say, it's more of an insult than anything serious.

Jennifer: "I just won a free trip to Vegas with the dollar you lent to me! Oh my God!"
John: "Ugh. Gooferu."

by Yams November 2, 2008

Groffer

The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.

If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.

by b-costello December 13, 2010

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009