Grumpkin

After Intercourse seamen is placed on the females face, and then pubes are placed on top.
The grumpkin is the face your partner makes after the following.

Fescoe looked pissed after that grumpkin last night, what a mess.

by Chase Magee April 28, 2005

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

grumpkin

a friend who you always smoke up, but never buys weed.

Karl, when are you ever gonna smoke us up, you grumpkin!

by Clash May 13, 2005

grumpkin

the act of taking a crap

Dude i just took a Grumpkin.
or Dude i need to take a Grumpkin.

by CGH16 September 2, 2007

glumpken

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the receiver is not satisfied with the service he is receiving, or is constipated.

John was excited to receive his first blowjob on the toilet, by Mary's poor handling of his nutsack turned the occasion into a real glumpken.

by Phantom Power April 13, 2015

Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.

"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"

by Jacob Onealyneal May 21, 2016

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016