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Bad Gloop

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours
A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead
by Bigbenis6969 January 7, 2021
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Poopy gloop

A, fat, stupid, ugly, stinky person basically just ALL insults in two words
by Elissocool January 22, 2024
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The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.
They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop
by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025
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The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.
They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.
by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025
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Glooby

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.
-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.
by DGloobs May 29, 2023
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Gloomer

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
by polominty May 8, 2019
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