globalgoals

The best minecraft player in the world. He also has a youtube channel.

Globalgoals is so fucking sexy

by Marry James November 9, 2018

Globbing

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.

"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"

by Gooberpls September 4, 2013

Globalsnap

A noun referring to your Global Social Network Across the Planet.

"I had to hit up my globalsnap to see who would be willing to let me stay with them for Spring Break. I hope Sally in Australia invites me out!"

by Jonm83 February 3, 2010

Big Globe

The worldwide cabal of globe (and sometimes atlas and gazetteer) manufacturers that foments discord around the world in order to promote revolution and the creation of new national boundaries in order to promote sales of their products.

John: Did you hear about that revolution that started in southwest Namibia? You can guarantee that Big Globe is behind it. Of course, that's nothing like their crowning achievement, the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

Richard: Bastards.

by weyus July 27, 2016

Glob

A glob is an extremely large dab of hash oil. They are not meant to be taken by amateur smokers.

Damn Jwall these dabs are pretty good, but I'm thinking we need to start takin globs!

by greenlowtops June 1, 2012

Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.

"Stop Global Warming!"

by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006

Global Warming Pig

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.

Oh god look at the Global Warming Pig!

by bismouth May 19, 2010