gobble the goo

A woman who enjoys giving head and swallowing cum(goo)

That girl loved to suck dick and gobble the goo

by Gregg H. April 9, 2007

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

gobbler sack

It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.

I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.

by mr. aric burns May 3, 2010

Gobblemunch

Someone who gobbles and munches all of your resources

I hate it when robby comes over, because he's always such a gobblemunch

by The tree miesta March 9, 2011

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Stanky Gobbler

The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.

Stanky Gobbler twister fart Gobble Turkey Gobble mouth fart punch stinky breath gasping

by McGoo31 December 11, 2013

gobble gobble 3000

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head

peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

by Jason galicure March 30, 2019