Gloaf

Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot

What is that horrible stench? Oh it's just that stupid gloaf standing over there picking his nose.

by Buttercup123 November 11, 2008

Glofty

The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.

Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.

by Angelo A May 29, 2008

gloathy

A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.

Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.

Guy 2: You probably clogged it!

Guy 1: I sure did

by Gloathy November 12, 2019

Glatt

Goth Love All The Time

play some black kray glatt

by Indie2900 December 9, 2021

gleat

A particular style of spitting using the tongue on the roof of your mouth to create pressure strong enough to shoot a thin stream of spit between a gap in one's two front top teeth.

Nice gleat. Thanks. Cool.

by Frank April 18, 2005

fret-gloating

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.

Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"

by Jambafish September 8, 2013

gleature

A program glitch which later turns into a feature

The rating stars at Delphi are now a gleature

by Disgruntled Customer May 17, 2004