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Glazer

A person that always have somethings to tell no matter how much you try to avoid them they just keep on .
This dude keeps talking about how dirty my shoes are he is a top glazer.
by milly2x October 19, 2023
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Cop Glazer

A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.

ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023
mugGet the Cop Glazermug.

Ye glazer

A Ye Glazer is a kanye fan who makes his entire personality out on kanye and only kanye. they will swear at you if you like Graduation/MBDTF. There favourite album is College Dropout. Also he agrees with kanye in any situation like the " i do find good things about-"
by IMakeStupidWordsAndPhrases January 31, 2024
mugGet the Ye glazermug.

Glazer

Jimmy is a glazer
by Bobby684$3 January 28, 2024
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Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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glazer

you are such a glazer he's not that good
by theoneandonlymay January 17, 2025
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serial glazer

A serial glazer is a person who just cant seem to stop dickriding it don’t matter who or where they dickriding
Aye bro he get so many bitches im tryna get like him and his brother make hella money

This is dickriding at its finest the amount of glazing is crazy multiple glazings is the work of a serial glazer
by Twandillinger March 9, 2024
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