glass over

1. To completely microwave something beyond recognition.
2. To completely destroy with nuclear weapons.

1.
Person 1: "Dude I got to run the store for some food. I forgot to change the power level on the microwave, so I totally just glassed over my Bagel Bites."

Person 2: "Man only idiots glass over Bagel Bites!"

2. "Screw invading Canada. Let's just glass them over with nukes instead."

by Trow December 17, 2006

Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 25, 2019

Glasian

When a sexy Asian male gets glazed from head to toe with male specimen i.e. nutrients

That Korean is a glasian after the sex romp with those 14 latins.

by SnipeKingClutch January 23, 2022

Glass The Juice

Idk my argentinian grandpa said it to me

Grandpa: Glass the Juice!!!111
Me: ok

by EliteRay002 May 19, 2023

Glass Onion

Originating from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" off their 1968 self-titled, or "white" album, the term was believed to mean a glass-lidded coffin by the followers of the Paul is Dead conspiracy.
The real meaning of the song is that people were over-analyzing the Beatles' lyrics.
A glass onion is something that would have layer after layer peeled away, only to realise that it was transparent all along.

Lookin' through a glass onion.

by t3h1337f00l August 27, 2006

glass houses

A phrase used to remind someone that they are being hypocritical. It is supposed to remind the person of the saying "You should not throw stones in glass houses".

Jane (who is a little big herself):
"I see someone could benefit from a few more crunches and few less crunch bars."

Alison: "Glass houses Jane."

by JustMe23 June 30, 2009

ass gasket

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

Ken left the stall with the ass gasket hanging out of his pants.

by Time Waster November 13, 2002