Tête de gland

French-Canadian expression meaning “dick head”. Often used to insult someone or used as a joke to make fun of them. French Canadians can use it without anyone suspecting anything.

Pourquoi des écureuils t’on courru au derrière? Parce que t’a un esti d’tête de gland
Viens tu juste de fesser dans mon char tête de gland?!

by Youngfeather November 19, 2018

garnell

Is a quite person when he is in a new place, but once yu get him started theres no stopping him from being the funniest, coolest man in 'yo life, A cool ass dude.

Is very lucky in life.

When we first met Garnell I didn't pay much attention to him but oncewe got to know each other, EVERY one was paying Attention to him.

by Casperboii2 January 20, 2009

A Gladnick Status

A status update on facebook that is widely popular and can get over 150 likes, even from people the poster doesn't know. The original status was "Girls who smoke cigarettes......... thats disgusting", and recieved 162 likes, and 95 comments. That day was amazing.

this one might be a gladnick status!

no way man, you wont get 15 likes

by girlswhosmokecigarrettes June 19, 2010

Garnet

Garnet is a character from the Cartoon Network show Steven Universe written by Cartoon Network's first female producer Rebecca Sugar. Garnet is the current leader of the Crystal Gems, a group that rebelled against Homeworld and the Diamonds. Garnet is a fusion of two gems: A ruby and a sapphire. Garnet can see into the future because of sapphire's future vision ability and is incredibly strong because of ruby. Garnet is the embodiment of ruby and sapphire's love for each other.

Oh my gosh, if one of the Crystal Gems could be my mom, I would want it to be Garnet! She is so awesome and sweet!

by Grace67939 August 6, 2018

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005

Manmary Glands

Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.

"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."

by Serequel May 4, 2009

Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.

Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.

by garnetvalley August 17, 2011