The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

gareth southgate

penalty missing twat.
stared in a pizza hut advert with chris waddle and stewart pearce

that twat southgate was the reason we didnt win euro 96

by mat townsend December 11, 2003

Gareth

straight up cunt

oi that gareth is a cunt

by oimatenah May 15, 2016

Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009

Gareth

1). The sexy cannibalistic leader of Terminus on AMC's The Walking Dead. He's portrayed by a relatively obscure actor named Andrew J. West.

1). Gareth is the coolest hipster cannibal.

by AliceKettle November 8, 2014

gareth

he is a very fat shirtless hairy man steals small children and takes them into his basement and then rapes them

AAAAAAH! gareth got me!

by howdyoj November 29, 2020

Gareth

Gareth is a very horny person and very dirty minded. He likes a specific song that he won't ever forget. " A HORNY WORLD A HORNY PLACE I NEVER KNEW". He likes to moan when he wants to and is GAY. like just straight up gay.

Whenever the teacher talks about human reproduction, the class stares at Gareth.

by iLoveKimJongUn September 18, 2019