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Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
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get a job lil nigga

idk why this started but.. on instagram all the 12 year old white boys and some actual niggas say this to little kids on reals doing literally anything
*a normal kid doing anything*
some white boy: “get a job lil nigga💀”
by Mr.Onyxxx September 10, 2023
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Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.
- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...
by Oli_SE November 25, 2010
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get a taste of the salami

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
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Something Really Shitty At The End Of The Defenition, I Feel Stupid By Looking At This.
by Vanx_The_Bunny_Boy January 26, 2021
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Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time
Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off
by Guron April 17, 2017
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getaway sticks

Sweet sweet legs of a female. Usually very long.
"That chic has some great getaway sticks."
by Brett August 25, 2003
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