Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

geritwat

an elderly women, or a geriatric pussy

You really banged that geritwat

by red3397 July 31, 2009

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

gerbilhead

A semi retarded male with a bad haircut and questionable morals.

Oh great.... Gerbilhead Mike is here...

by Burnie Lomax December 25, 2015

Germite

Someone who is stinky and really irrelevant.

Hey! Do you know that guy named Teddy? He is a Germite and still thinks he's cool.

by 231x July 25, 2018

pulling a gerrit

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

by flats117 December 7, 2009

gerbil

the opposite of cougars. when a younger girl likes an older guy.

"hey look at that chick over there. shes totally checking you out."
"she must be like 15! she is such a gerbil."

by colobumo August 26, 2009