gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Gerbalist

Short, bald middle aged man who has a compulsion for inserting small mammals up his arse

I hear "Andrew" is a serial gerbalist, last time he had a prostate check they found a hamster farm up his arse

by Sean Hedderman June 11, 2008

Gertatious

The fear that if you hang your arm over your bed, you will be pulled under by a monster.

Every night since I was a kid, I've lived with this strange gertatious feeling...

by sowrong_itsmeh December 21, 2010

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

geriatric swagger

1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.

Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."

by josh_mcg November 6, 2008

gerbalized

the process by which someone crawl's up someone else's ass; the act of becoming totally subserviant. One can gerbalize oneself, or be gerbalized by another.

Cindy has become gerbalized by her best friend and no longer thinks for herself.

by gray dove May 15, 2010

Germatic

Germatic is when a person freaks out over anything involving Germs! Its used when someone is losing their marbles over coming into contact with germs, either real or imagined.

"I didn't sneeze on you, I sneezed the other direction, Your so Germatic!"

by Gracie1029 May 23, 2018