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by Junko Enoshima is the best October 5, 2021

Bear grylls buffet

The art of eating your own shit and washing it down with your own piss

Fuck I'm that hungry I could eat a bear grylls buffet ( B.G.B )

by Nice meeting ya October 16, 2014

Bear Grylls

Verb.

To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.

I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...

by oso31 September 28, 2007

Bear Grylls

A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.

"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"

by BranchPillar March 4, 2009

Bear Grylls

When your partner pees on you (usually the chest or face) immediately following sexually climax.

After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.

by TheSoloCricket May 16, 2016

bear grylls

Ewadrd (Weasel Bayer) Grylls - to exaggerate accomplishments, to use all forms of deception to enhance ones self image, to falsify claims, and when caught, the rewording of achievements to disregard responsibility, claim to be a vegan and proceed to chow down of animal flesh like it was his last meal, to steal glory and fame by declaring for years, after two younger british climbers accomplished the feat, as the youngest british everest conquerer, stays in luxury resorts when he declared on the original shows that he will be spending the night here in the wild, the list is almost endless.

synonyms: liar, braggart, thief, psychopath, sociopath, egomaniac, living in a dream world, uncaring, self centered, narcissistic, satan's brother, mother fucker, phony bullshitting bastard, anti-christ.

bear grylls correct definition would be - stalin, mao, lenin, napoleon, hitler, saddam, charles manson, ted bundy rolled up into one person would be a edward (weasel bayer) grylls!

by jason krick November 28, 2007

Bear Grylls' Margarita

A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.

Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"

by Dopeboy Loquan October 4, 2012