when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.
Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!
by rachizzle137 January 29, 2010
Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
by MSM&GAM12514 September 30, 2014
This guy is pretty much every girl's secret dream guy. Green hazel eyes, perfect brown hair, he's the total package. He's incredibly cocky in public, but in private, extremely sweet. However, get on his bad side and he'll totally cripple you with his blunt honesty and cruelty. Cute freckles off the wall, he'll never let go of you when he lets you in.
Girl 1- Oh my gosh, there's Garrett again, he looks amazing today!!
Girls 2-10000000000- Did he ever NOT look amazing?!
Girls 2-10000000000- Did he ever NOT look amazing?!
by 6903144002 November 27, 2016
Garrett is the most athletic guy in howland, he is so hot and sexy me and all my friends would pay to fuck him.
by Qwaurdo October 27, 2016
Lover of ants and women, specifically blondes. In his free time he listens to music and lifts weights. He loves to eat healthy and impress everyone with his rockin bod. Garrett is a nerdy total package! All girls have a fetish!
by volleyballuver2345 September 03, 2017