Garrett

Garrett's probably have a hugmongoose dick. Like you can see it through his gym shorts. Man is mad sexy. But just as a friend... the fog is coming!

Homie 1: Is that Garrett?

Homie 3: yessir! Just look at that man
Homie 1: what a guy!

by Qwerty654321234516 May 17, 2022

Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.

Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?

by Geist86 December 18, 2010

Garrett

The sexiest man alive with the most beautiful green eyes. Funny and fun to be around. A GREAT friend, has a great sense of character. A friend for life, but don't screw him over he will be an enemy for life. Holds grudges and has the memory of an elephant. Loves with all his heart but has a temper, so watch out! You can trust him with your life, he will never fail you.

That guy is awesome! He must be a Garrett!

Boy: "When I grow up I want to be a Garrett!"

Was that Superman? No way! That's Garrett!

by anounymous00000000 October 17, 2013

Garrett

Fucking Georgous.
You give all the girls orgasims.
You have big plans in the future.
Very athletic.
Any girl is lucky to have this kid.
I love him to death!!!

Garrett is soo hot!!!!
I want to fuck him.

by Lovers. March 23, 2009

dirty garret

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.

What to do a dirty garret with me?

by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

Garrett Harlow

Also known as a GRT. Some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of GRT mating calls. I, Myself. If you look up the word dumbass, you will find a picture of Obama. Da End.

Garrett Harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.

Garrett Harlow is a sexy beast.

G is for Garrett Harlow.

Holy Shit, its Garrett Harlow

by BobChrist October 16, 2012

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017