Garret Mcdonald

He's a bitch

Yo that Garret Mcdonald can go jump off a bridge.

by Garret Mcdonald April 20, 2017

Garret Olympics

A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.

Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?

Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!

Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.

by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019

garret brown

He just a fuck boy

This nigga garret brown

by Wooshhh May 19, 2014

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017

Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

A gay ass dog fucker

Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips

by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022

Garretting

When you integrate Chipotle into your sexual activities in a diverse and explicit fashion.

"Jerrod shoved some pinto beans into Brandyn's dirt star and he farted them into his mouth because the two of them like Garretting.

by BluestFalcon October 21, 2025

Garret

A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024