Gaflakapus

1.An Awkwardly Wide Vagina

Wow, that hoe I fucked last night had one hairy gaflakapus!!!

by Gaflakapeepee March 29, 2010

GAFOA

Acronym of "Gay and full of AIDS".

Originating from a BBC News Online article about an air-rage incident: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/348626.stm

The phrase "you're all gay and full of AIDS" from the article gained particular popularity among engineers at BBC Internet Operations as a retort to uncooperative co-workers. It was quickly abbreviated to "GAFOA" and adopted as a generic form of abuse.

The term has slowly spread to other ISP NOCs throughout the UK.

Tim's mod_jk configuration in Apache is entirely GAFOA.

by Neech May 5, 2010

Gaffi

When something is not good.
Mostly used by a group of bros and Achmed in particular.

Poll: Ey Achmed I failed flipping the joined.

Achmed: Thats pretty Gaffi man.

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

half gaff

half gaff is a Scottish term used to describe a party that has a smaller number of people than a usual one.

Half gaff is defined in the Scottish slang folklore as a party with not enough people to call it a full party. For example a 'party' with under 20 people would be defined as a 'half gaff'.
'Thought it was going to be a full on party last night man?'
'Nah not enough people had to be a half gaff bro.'

by djkt June 2, 2017

gaffer

Boss, or manager

"I'll have to speak to my gaffer about that"

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Gaffed

When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth

You just got Gaffed

by Chuungy August 8, 2018