Faped

Derived from "Facebook Raped". The cyber-crime of hacking into one's facebook and proceeding to update their status without their knowledge, usually in a humourous way (eg What's on your mind? - "I Eat Large Wang").

I totally Faped Kid Drordy the other day. His status was like that for days!

by Social Network Monster September 20, 2010

Fuxedo

A bow tie for your dick.

I didn't know whether the orgy was formal or not so I decided to compromise with a fuxedo.

by McFly1987 October 13, 2011

fuxedo

An outfit one would wear to attract a sexual partner in the hopes of getting laid.

I think this new belt buckle is the icing on my fuxedo.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

Con"fucking"fused

Just look at the example it explains itself...

When your bff julie really likes mike who is obsessed with paige but paige is going out with jay but I like jay but paige was supposed to move to georgia and then everything would be perfect but instead paige might not move...so paige and jay won't break up and julie and I will be really pissed.

by L*C September 4, 2005

Fuxed

The act of Un-fucking (fixing) something that may or may not have been fucked up by yourself.

"Its ok, I fuxed it."

by DK1 February 9, 2005

fupe

A "fun brother". Commonly associated with "fun brother stuff", or Fupe-Ka.

Brother 1: Yer meh beest Fupe!
Brother 2: I know! Wanna do some Fupe-Ka?
Brother 1: KK!

by Jomdom January 26, 2005

fured

fucking ugly to the point that it's a shame

That chick is too fured to even walk outside at night during a blackout.

by mrspook21 July 8, 2009