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fucktard

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
by James Wyatt April 10, 2006
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fucktarded

A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.
You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.
by J. Sizzel December 22, 2004
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fucktardasaurus rex

A person who is a complete and utter moron.
Wow, he is such a fucktardasaurus rex!
by klca April 26, 2014
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Fucktardis

A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who
"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."
by Notinhandle22291 May 1, 2021
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fucktationship

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008
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fucktarded

1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"
Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.
by Nicholas M February 4, 2007
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