The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.
"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"
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Get the fungus face mug.A waking coma in which the dream state overwhelms the conscious.
Can be kinetic, and no memory of actions, like sleep-walking.
Can be kinetic, and no memory of actions, like sleep-walking.
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Get the fugue state mug.A seemingly harmless but utterly deadly disease. Characterized by septic infections of chain stores and restaurants over what was once healthy prairie, forest, farmland or wetland on the edge of a city. Causes a swelling of minivans and SUV s and massive hemorrhaging from privately owned small businesses in both city and country. The spread of the fungus is inevitable. It is symbiotic with and related to the housing development.
I'd love to go to that surplus store way out of town, but the whole area has a bad case of the corporate fungus.
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Get the Gaming Fungus mug.A temporary psychotic state of mindless agression. Named for "Dirty" Dutch Coldrell who killed 19 men (including his friend "Cool Hand" McCabe) and wounded 79 others during a 27 hour berserk rage during the Great Outdoor Fight of 1877.
In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."
(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
In an interview afterward, Coldrell described his Fugue as, "standin' outside your own body, watchin'. You know you should care... should be down there, but it all seems so terrible... it all seems so wrong... that all you can do is watch from afar while your body takes care a'business. Part of me was horrified that I couldn't seem to control myself. But part a'me wishes I'd never come back, neither."
(pronounciation is identical to the musical term of the same spelling. or 'fju-g')
Bobby went into a Dutch Fugue during his 'Airing Of Grievences' at his family's Festivus dinner and killed both of his parents and three siblings before county Sheriffs were able to neutralize him.
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Get the Dutch Fugue mug.a state which is entered after the mass consumption of a reality changing substance (often copious amounts of an alchoholic beverage). while in this state, the affected person(s)will behave in an extremely erratic way, often making little or no sense and will lose most or all of their motor skills. "i am in such a fugue!" is a commmon phrase stated by the affected person(s) while in this state, although incoherent sounds and gestures are also common.
The most proper way to address someone who has entered a fugue is to loudly yell "dude! you are in such a fuge!" the "U" sound in fugue may be drawn out in order to emphasize just how much of a fugue said person is in.
The most proper way to address someone who has entered a fugue is to loudly yell "dude! you are in such a fuge!" the "U" sound in fugue may be drawn out in order to emphasize just how much of a fugue said person is in.
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