fudge

parent approved subsitute for fuck

Fudge! I hate it when I forget stuff.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

fudge pumpkin

to shit in a carved out pumpkin

Laura gave the Mitchell's two fudge pumpkins last night. Hope the flies don't give it away.

by Charles Von Steam O'Lantern October 21, 2011

Chocolate Fudge Downie

A black person suffering from Down Syndrome.

That guy's a straight up Chocolate Fudge Downie

by hobofusion January 23, 2011

Strawberry Fudge Pop

A sex act. When a person shits in someones anus, then inserts their penis into the anus and screws it until it bleeds, then the person pulls out their penis and puts it into the other persons mouth.

Don't kiss her, James gave her a strawberry fudge pop last night.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017

fidgeting

To behave or move nervously or restlessly. To play or fuss.

He is fidgeting with his notes while lecturing.

by D@vid1DW March 8, 2008

fudge packer

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.

by black flag May 29, 2004