Funky Bent

A little more than just a case of melancholy, also feeling discombobulated and dejected, left in a state of contemplation.

In a state of feeling as if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, have lost your sense of identity and are seeking answers from God.

I am feeling a Lil' Funky Bent today, so tonight I think that I will take a walk with God and dance with the Angles under the stars.

I am glad Mariah Carey isn't funky bent anymore,her concert was awesome and she sounds better than ever!

by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Funky Town

The slang name for the city of Fort Worth Texas

Im gonna go smoke a fat blizunt in Funky Town cuzz

by Dirty Jezzy April 4, 2003

funky sac

When sweat and stink build up around a man's scrotum, perhaps after exercising or working in a hot environment, this condition is the result.

After doing yardwork all afternoon Gene had a rank funky sac.

by crashngdog June 14, 2006

frunk

A trunk located in the front of the car, where an engine would typically be found. A composition of the words "front" and "trunk."

Put that bag in the frunk.

by camhabib August 15, 2009

Funkychair roulette

An unusual game usually played at the office, where one person tries to get rid a smelly chair by switching it with someone else's

I almost got rid of my smelly chair, but somebody played funkychair roulette while I was at lunch.

by OCHAGunny1313 January 9, 2011

Franky Boy Syndrome

Franky Boy Syndrome, commonly referred to as BBS (Big Boy Syndrome) or PB&P (Peanut Butter and Piss) is a non-curable, non-contagious disease in which one’s stomach becomes too large and requires more food to be ingested to satisfy one’s hunger. After the Franky Boy Syndrome wipeout of 1927, killing hundreds of thousands of people, it was discovered that the main cause of the disease was rooted from a particular protein in Peanut Butter, mainly seen in the common brand Skippy Peanut Butter. Today it lurks in society, specifically in Pennsylvania but seems to be spreading to the state of West Virginia. Most humans with Franky Boy Syndrome typically tend to fall in the larger end of the scale, commonly around the 300 lb benchmark, but this all depends on the height of the person. For example, a person who is 6’4 averages out to be 315 pounds. The disease is often disregarded by scientists and they do not care to find a cure, as to people with Franky Boy Syndrome lack knowledge and common sense while also struggling to over-estimate their social status. Finally, they also fail to grapple their presence in social leagues of relationships, usually trying to go for people completely out of their league and being led of by that lover.

Yo John Cheddar, see that fella over there??? Looks like he has Franky Boy Syndrome. Bless his greasy heart man.

by JohnCheddarFogGuy July 24, 2023

funky poaching

To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."

by brandy_1013 October 5, 2007