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Frosted Walrus

When a bitch is giving you head, as you blow your load in her mouth, you pull her hair back and karate chop her throat... Causing your cum to shoot out her nostrils and hang down like walrus tusks, hence the term frosted walrus.
I heard that bitch is down with the frosted walrus.
by James Wisniewski June 19, 2008
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pink frosted sprinkled donut

A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.
Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.

He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.
by JpsCrazy February 1, 2009
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Frosted like a cake

The art of covering someone's face with a healthy batch of Man-goo.
Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.
by Wizard Sleeves February 14, 2009
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Frosted Winshield

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!
Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!
by N.B.C December 24, 2008
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frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said
"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"
by cholrus March 11, 2010
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frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!
by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011
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Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole
Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.
by walkyofish December 13, 2014
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