floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

floppy banana

When your dick is really floppy and you grab it at the base and slap people with it

“Hey baby want me to give you a floppy banana?”

by BigDickRichy December 23, 2017

dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra

That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick

by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

by "Cronky" December 27, 2008

Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006