Fritz

An idiotic poptart with half of a brain cell. His friends are probably a raccon with over sized teeth and twig legs and a shortie that has a crush on another shortie.

Fritz? I know him! Isnt he the one thats voice got 1,097,088 times deeper and has a mustache growing in? If I was judging him mentally I woulda thought he was 3!

by Someome November 11, 2018

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

On the fritz

Used to refer to when things temporarily break down.

Now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being 'on the rob'.

'I haven't seen Dave for a while'
'I hear he's on the fritz'

by msra8 January 5, 2010

Fritz

Fritz(v): The act of actively pursuing women properly deemed as "jailbait." Named after "Fritz" this verb can be used to describe any act of sexual aggression or interest directed towards a "jailbait' woman by an older man.

"Quick, stop the dance! He's fritzing! Hide the women! Oh the Humanity!!!

by jackiechan1234543221 July 25, 2010

Fritz

A sexy guy that doesn't talk to any real girls a fritz only likes 2d girl

Girl 1 fritz is so hot

girl2 too bad he only like 2d girls

by The anime kid November 18, 2020

Fritz

Someone who is really hot and is dating kelsey. They will marry kelsey.

Some bitch: dam they are hot. They must be fritz
Other bitch: fr fr

by xxyqwkix May 12, 2022

Fritz

Noun. Someone who cheats at online games.

I caught that Fritz cheating again today.

by Zaltekk September 22, 2003