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to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime
A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"

A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?

"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"

A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
fritz by Clemus October 3, 2010
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A teacher who you would fisrt think is an okay teacher at the beggining of the school year.. then two days later, OMG what a fucking fat ass old blonde fag!!! Fritz's are often found... well, nowhere! the are just so undesirable!

Laura: OMG! i dont want to go to class!!! i hate fritz!

Candace: OH! did't you hear! She was the last fritz on earth and went instinct last night!

Laura: WICKED BITCH!

candace: She was replaced with a hot exotic male nurse, and is going to practice CPR with the class to celabrate the good news of the END OF ALL FRITZ!!
Fritz by CANURA March 12, 2009
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A word of German derivation, which as we all know had a later latin meaning. First coined by the spelunking explorer Tits Mcgee. It has several meaning:

1. A word dating back to ancient Roman times meaning a person with the resessive halitosis gene who enjoys giving a blowjob while being dirty sanchezed, and defacated on by homeless men.
2. The high times of early America brought the word to mean a person who loves to drink a bukaki chalice filled with the semen of seamen. After imbibing the contents, the ceremony usually ends in the person being tea bagged numerous times until he is bruised about forehead or nasal area.
3. More recently the word has come to be known as someone who clears fields of brush in wild fire threatened areas with the strength, heat, and acidity of their own breath, and is rewarded by being donkey punch by large ethnic men.

1. That Fritz over there is covered in homeless man feces and just took a large load of semen right in the face.
2. Don't waste that semen, there is a Fritz right over there and he loves it, just don't forgot to teabag him.
3. I'm so glad I'm not a Fritz, I don't like the taste of semen.
4. We have a level 5 wildfire here people! Get me a Fritz, and some ethnic men STAT!!
Fritz by Hank Greenberg September 13, 2008
A word of German derivation, which as we all know had a later latin meaning. First coined by the spelunking explorer Tits Mcgee. It has several meaning:

1. A word dating back to ancient Roman times meaning a person with the resessive halitosis gene who enjoys giving a blowjob while being dirty sanchezed, and defacated on by homeless men.
2. The high times of early America brought the word to mean a person who loves to drink a bukaki chalice filled with the semen of seamen. After imbibing the contents, the ceremony usually ends in the person being tea bagged numerous times until he is bruised about forehead or nasal area.
3. More recently the word has come to be known as someone who clears fields of brush in wild fire threatened areas with the strength, heat, and acidity of their own breath, and is rewarded by being donkey punch by large ethnic men.
1. That Fritz over there is covered in homeless man feces and just took a large load of semen right in the face.
2. Don't waste that semen, there is a Fritz right over there and he loves it, just don't forgot to teabag him.
3. I'm so glad I'm not a Fritz, I don't like the taste of semen.
4. We have a level 5 wildfire here people! Get me a Fritz, and some ethnic men STAT!!

Fritz by Hank Greenberg September 13, 2008
A very sexy young women with a great ass and nice tits. Also ready to beat the shit out of people.
"Look at fritz"
Fritz by Weed1987 February 4, 2017
You got any Fritz? Nah I haven't mate, but I got some Cola?
Fritz by Freddy1571 June 10, 2011
"Fritz" to give a quick fix up to a car or car part
Ill just give the rust in that panel a quick "fritz"
fritz by REVS RX September 24, 2016