Hobo freight

A non trademarked version of the name Harbor freight. Coined by Derek, creator of Vice Grip Garage. Probably because Harbor Freight offers tools at dirt cheap prices, of dirt cheap quality, mostly made of Chinesium. Who of us haven't broken a H.F ratchet?

"Hey Alex, you got your Hobo Freight tools? I need to work on my Dodge Neon, and I don't care if I break something."

by Watchalater July 10, 2021

move some freight

To take a dump, to drop anchor, to throw a turd, to drop the kids off at the pool, to hit the head.

"Dude, I gotta move some freight"

"Dude, the warehouse is backing up. I gotta move some freight, now."

by Fat City September 29, 2006

ohio freight train

After a female completes performance of oral sex upon a male, the male withdraws and jabs his penis into her eye socket, causing acute pain to the woman and extreme amusement to the man.

That bitch was givin' me such a bad blowjob I gave her an ohio freight train, nogga!

by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006

Jamaican Freight Train

When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.

Bro, did you give her the Jamaican Freight Train?

by Yeet Squad August 26, 2016

come in by freight

1. to arrive slowly.
2. a relative inability to understand a joke, expression, or concept.

John: You didn't think that joke was funny?
Laura: ...
Laura: Oh, (laughing) I get it now. The punch line must have come in by freight.

by Jeb Balise February 9, 2008

Flip the Freight Train

To flip the freight train is to be a male and sealing the deal with a questionably lesbian chick.

Guy 1: Hey man where you been?
Guy 2: I was just hanging out with Ashley.
Guy 1: Awwshit, did you flip the freight train?!
Guy 2: Nah man, that trains too heavy for me..

by Live by Time August 20, 2013

italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.

Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.

by dumpercan September 13, 2010