Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

The Morgan Freeman Effect

When you see a phrase related to a movie or TV show in text and you immediately hear the actors voice in your head as you read it.

Examples: "Hasta la Vista baby." "Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!" "Sickness must be purged."
The reason this is referred to as "The Morgan Freeman effect" is because Morgans voice is so distinct and ingrained in peoples memories that it is notoriously and extremely easy to recall when seeing his picture or reading a quote by him.

That phrase has The Morgan Freeman Effect.

by Mooglyshigglesbottoms June 30, 2017

Gordon Freeman

Way of saying that you're shocked.
Origin: In Half-Life 2, Gordon Freeman is a legendary hero, and every character you meet says "Gordon Freeman!"

*cup falls*
Gordon Freeman! I dropped my favorite cup!

by Crabsody December 27, 2009

Martin Freeman

Hedgehog

Aw, look at that cute Martin Freeman!

by stormageddon October 5, 2012

Freeman

An abnormally tall and intelligent guy. Typically plays videogames, and goes methodically through problems. Annoying to some people, endearing to others.

Max was a total freeman in today's class. He was playing vidoegames right next to the teacher!

by Anorak82 October 4, 2018

Gordon Freeman

When you beat someone or something with a crowbar

Man, I'd Gordon Freeman that shit

by AlphaTJH March 6, 2008

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

by JoeBee January 18, 2008