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Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.
Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy
by J^2mafia July 24, 2023
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free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021
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Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
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Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
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Free Willy

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "
by Bad Man B February 2, 2021
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free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
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