Definitions by GoatLord666
Trump Supporter
"excuse me sir, this seat is reserved for disabled people only"
Trump supporter: "Trump 2024"
"Oh I'm so sorry to bother you sir, have a good day"
Trump supporter: "Trump 2024"
"Oh I'm so sorry to bother you sir, have a good day"
Trump Supporter by GoatLord666 July 28, 2024
Conspiracy Theorist
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government
Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
Conspiracy Theorist by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
Sigma Male
Another word for "incel"
(I know Urban Dictionary is full of you "sigma male" incels and y'all probably going to spam the dislike button, so y'all can go continue to dick ride Andrew Tate)
(I know Urban Dictionary is full of you "sigma male" incels and y'all probably going to spam the dislike button, so y'all can go continue to dick ride Andrew Tate)
"I'm a sigma male" translates to: "I'm a useless, insecure incel that has no friends, lives in his mom's basement, never goes outside, and has never spoken to a woman before in my life. So I hid my insecurities by being an egoistic misogynistic prick who thinks he's the best. I also masturbate to Andrew Tate"
Sigma Male by GoatLord666 August 23, 2023
Stewpid
How British people pronounce 'stupid'
Don't be stewpid mate
Stewpid by GoatLord666 July 17, 2020
Word of the day
Oh my fucking God, this was the word of the day 3 fucking days ago! Why the fuck is it still on here!?
Word of the day by GoatLord666 July 15, 2020
2020
Proof that God is dead.
2020 is the worst year ever! There's been wildfires, pandemics, war, rioting and more! I am pretty convinced that there is no God.
2020 by GoatLord666 June 3, 2020
Free Will
An excuse used by Christians to justify God allowing evil and suffering to innocent people. Christians usually use this excuse when they don't have a better argument.
Atheist: How can an all good and loving God allow so many horrible things to happen like cancer, rape, murder, or the Holocaust?
Christian: Hey, God didn't do any of those things pal! He gave us all free will!
Atheist: But if God is all knowing, that means he created us with full knowledge that we will do horrible things. So doesn't that mean we DON'T have free will?
Christian: I... Uh... Um... Hey! Don't question God's infinite plan! Our human simple minds could never comprehend God's intensions!
Atheist: 😑
Christian: Hey, God didn't do any of those things pal! He gave us all free will!
Atheist: But if God is all knowing, that means he created us with full knowledge that we will do horrible things. So doesn't that mean we DON'T have free will?
Christian: I... Uh... Um... Hey! Don't question God's infinite plan! Our human simple minds could never comprehend God's intensions!
Atheist: 😑
Free Will by GoatLord666 February 10, 2020