fobbit

Any person who is in the military, but who when deployed, stays on tha FOB (forward Operating Base) and never crosses the wire where it's actaully dangerous. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion by those who actually do risk their lives. Most Marines and Soldiers aren't fobbits. Most of the Air Force are fobbits except for Vehicle Operators.(Go Veh Ops!!!!!), Security Forces and special forces. And the Navy well who cares about tha navy theyre all gay anyway.

Vehicle operator:

Hey SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!

SSgt Barnes:

(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this muhfucka yeh!

by vehicle operator May 15, 2009

Foobie

Random tufts of fuzz generally found
on a favorite article of clothing.

How did my sweater get all these foobies?

by Ana Ng November 20, 2003

foobie

1:) a generic exclamation to address the approach of another.

2:) one who is silly or meaningless; a doofus. commonly used with friends or friendly aquaintances.

Hey, Foobie!

by Groan February 8, 2004

foobies

Noun; Fat Boobies

Breasts that are big because they belong to an rather large person.

That large person wearing that bikini has very observable foobies.

by Chris Two October 28, 2004

foobie

a fat doobie made with a minimum of 3 papes.

There were so many of us, i needed enough to roll a foobie.

by Bruce Anderson May 16, 2005

fobbed out

A phrase used to describe someone who is dressed painfully awkward, often to the point of inappropriateness, as frequently seen in "fobs" (a.k.a. "fresh off the boat," meaning recently arrived immigrants and/or foreign visitors.)

(True story: Two guys working out at a gym in NYC.)

Ravi (in disbelief): "That auntie's saari is stuck in the treadmill!"

Sandeep (amused): "And wearing sandals too! That's fobbed out."

(True story: An American and his fob cousin at the beach in Miami.)

Ali (dumbfounded): "What are you doing?? Aren't you going to change first?!"

Mehmet (chest high in the ocean in a long-sleeved shirt and jeans, happy as a clam): "I'm swimming, silly!" (as onlookers giggle.)

Ali (sighs with embarrassment and says under his breath): "So fobbed out."

by tamara1972 September 1, 2012

Fobbing

Onomatopoeic verb to describe a a woman pleasuring herself.

Female equivalent of "fapping"

Person 1: What's Ali doing in her room?
Person 2: Probably fobbing.

by mrRHS927 August 31, 2012