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flooded

an "iced out" piece of jewelery that has diamonds throughout and often covering the gold.
the custom piece that the jeweler did for me was flooded.. i was blinding cats with those stones!
by BYN April 30, 2008
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Sketty Bint Flid

A fat sweaty discusting ditzie air head person that nobody wants to be with and is usually thick, incapable and physically challenged....and dribbles
WOW! Look at John? He's a proper Sketty Bint Flid
by BooYar85 January 16, 2010
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Flokid

Flokid is a term used to describe some rather cool people. Flo is short for fluorescent.

To Be A Flokid You Must :

1. Wear Fluorescent Clothes.
2. Own Glowsticks At All Times( You Never Know When There's Going To Be A Rave )
3. Listen To New Rave & Techno
4. Wear Shades ( Preferably Fluorescent )
5. Know & Use Flokid Slang Such As Uber, Noob & Thag.
OhMeGad. She is uber Flo !
I wish i was a Flokid but I'm just a stupid Noob.
We better go buy some glowsticks and Flo.
Look !! A rave, perfect place for us Flokids.
by The Original FloKids February 24, 2008
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Flood Denial

When a town or area is flooded and all the people whose homes are destroyed go back in a week later and rebuild it. Many think it will never happen again even though it has occured several times in the last few years. Most take handouts from the government when major flood event happens and complain when they have to do anything to help their situation.

A vicious cycle that occurs every wet season.
Local Official: “Sir, your home has been flooded up to the eaves and there is black mold growing in it. You may have to relocate since this is a dangerous home in a high hazard area.”

Homeowner: “It never flooded here. I’ve lived here 20 years and no water has ever got in my home. That black line is a new decorating technique from France. ”

Local Official: “There is a fish flopping in your Lazy-Boy.”

Homeowner: “That’s my son Billy.”

Local Official: “It smells like mildew and mold in here.”

Homeowner: “Potpourri”

Local Official: “It will flood here again.”

Homeowner: “It will never flood here because that levee will never break. They just rebuilt it again for the fourth time and it is stronger than ever. You are just trying to harass me. Living by the Mississippi River does not pose a threat! This is all a government conspiracy. I only had water around my house, not in it. Now give me my money! ”

Local Official: "You are in flood denial."

Homeowner: "What flood? It's never flooded here."
by Stinky MacBurr December 31, 2012
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flodin

A teacher that is kinda cool but doesn't teach shit. He gives good grades anyways so its good.
Wow this lesson was so flodin.

I got some flodin grades.
by NiQQa January 24, 2014
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Flidophilia

A psychiatric disorder in which a Flidophile or sexual deviant experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to people with either missing limbs or the small flappy chicken wing like limbs (a flid).
"that poor thing Heather Mills is fucked now that Paul Mccartney has been cured of his Flidophilia"
by Kingguff January 14, 2015
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flood watch

When a female's vagina becomes wet due to sexual arousal.
"Well I done got the whole spot on flood watch."

- Rae Sremmurd, Shake It Fast
by wordsmith411 September 8, 2016
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