Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

Flattlive

Flattlive is a hit Minecraft Hypixel Bedwars streamer on the platform Twitch. Flattlive also posts videos onto youtube about Hypixel bedwars or skyblock!

average flatt enjoyer: OMG! Are you watching Flattlive's Twitch stream right now!?
other average flatt enjoyer: OMG! YES! I AM ALSO WATCHING THE FLATTLIVE STREAM!

average flatt enjoyer: HE JUST TOTALLY WON THAT HYPIXEL BEDWARS GAME!
other average flatt enojoyer: HE SURE DID!
Flattlive: Anywhore, next game cunts.

by Frosted_O_o May 28, 2022

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003

flatus

The gas bacteria in the large intestine produce when feeding on your feces. It's what gives crap and farts their smell. The release of flatus is called flatulence.

John farted some stanky flatus after eating at Taco Bell.

by WindWaker68 April 6, 2004

smithville flats

located 7 miles north of greene ny, is ranked 10th in the nation for the highest weed abundance in the nation. Known as the land of bad asses. known also for its awsome hunting and fishing.

dude smithville flats is were the parties are at!

by Jimbo Sam Murphy February 25, 2011

Felony Flats

where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.

I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons

by big balls December 11, 2015