flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.

"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."

by Deb1955 October 28, 2005

FatAssMcBitchWhale

Any person or teacher who is fat, annoying, mean, hates life, and wants you dead. Be warned, if you piss them off, you will be crushed under the weight similar to a whale.
You Have Been Warned.

Dude, I hate Mrs.Welson.

Yah I hat Mrs.FatAssMcBitchWhale to.

Who?

Mrs.Welson.

Oh well that term really describes her.

by Jt The Wise One January 29, 2010

flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.

Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.

by Machete April 11, 2005

fatass

someone of fat nature with multiple chins and scrumptious love handles.

greg, your such a fatass...

by Eric Millman August 7, 2005

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

fatass

a girl, with a fat ass.

Baby, you're a fatass. WHAT? You have a fat, ass. Oh, thanks. :)

by UGLYBLACKKID3 May 6, 2011

flat ass

Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.

I flat ass couldn't afford a doctor.

by kcardk October 19, 2005