Flapper Dapper 

The ultimate word to replace "Big Penis".

Oh My God! John has a flapper dapper!!!!!!!

Flapper Dapper by IndianaColts114 February 25, 2009

flapper schmeat 

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

flapper schmeat by dumibunni October 5, 2020

flapper babber 

When you shove your dick so far up her loose pussy it starts flapping like a bird

dam I gave Jenny the best flapper babber I can do.

flapper babber by anothersickfuckonurbandic January 6, 2021

flapper patrol 

trolling for fat chicks at the bar

Me and my bros were at koots bar on flapper patrol

flapper patrol by Alaskan fat chck killa August 8, 2010

Flapper Valve 

While having anal sex and your penis goes too deep and hits the "flapper valve" causing your partner to shit the shaft.

Sarah told me yesterday that her and Bill had anla sex and he hit her flapper valve.

Flapper Valve by bench knight May 6, 2015

Flapper Fest 

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.

Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!

Flapper Fest by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015

flapper jacker 

A person who steal your pancakes in the morning.

Hey you gotta look out for bill he is a big time flapper jacker.

flapper jacker by Mikeyismad94 May 30, 2016