filthy martini

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis

my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked

by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009

Filthy dubstep

Filthy (or dirty) is a word used to describe modern dubstep that is wild, heavy, and over the top. Most dubstep listeners consider it a compliment to a song, though song prefer more controlled and on the hook songs.

That drop was filthy!

Dude, got any filthy dubstep?

by CromBomb June 22, 2016

colin firth

Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

"Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!"
"Colin Firth is so hot."

by samantha September 3, 2004

Filthy Chewbacca

The sexual act in which the male partner defecates in large quantities while holding onto his spouse. This is generally precluded by pulling a Chewbacca mask out from under the pillow, donning it and yelling like the titular Wookie.

"Have you tried the Filthy Chewbacca yet?"

"Aw man! Last night I treated my girl to a romantic dinner, took laxatives and had beautiful sex with her. After she fell asleep in my arms, I put on my Wookie mask, pulled her in tight, flooded the bed with shit and yelled like Chewbacca!"

Male: "*Chewbacca Yell*"
Girl: "NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME".

by SpaceToast December 8, 2010

Filthy Roger

If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger. Bonus for extra running and dripping.

Me: "FUCK! I cut my finger!"

Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"

Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"

by Filthy Roger October 17, 2006

Filthy Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.

Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

Filthy Kai

This is an intense sex position that has been around since the dawn of crazy fucked up sex positions. It is when a guy is kicking his muddy foot deep into a girls vagina. The girl is then blowing the guy and simultaneously, two mentally challenged midgets are spanking both the guys and girls ass with an extension cord. Then the guy is taking a shit on the girls chest at the same time. And all of the four people must be wearing black Hugo Boss suits and reading an excerpt from National Geographic. Then the guy cums in the girls face and slaps her across the face and says: You're a whore! Taste the cum you filthy whore!

BRO 1: BRO!!! What did you do last night?

BRO 2: Me and my girlfriend and these two midgets who have down syndrome were doing the Filthy Kai! It was insane!!

BRO 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore! You're one sick motherfucker!

by what a guy 2205 February 27, 2011