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Fifteen and Five

A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.
Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009
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June Fifteenth

Boys with the last name that starts with ‘N’ and/or the first name that starts with ‘J’ get their dick sucked and/or get to put their dick in whatever hole they want on June Fifteenth
Girl 1: why are you buying lube?
Girl 2: because it’s June Fifteenth and idk what Jake wants yet
by AlexismfTexas October 16, 2019
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quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
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Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown
by iscritto June 11, 2021
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hang fifteen

Mostly a car on NitroType.com that children worship. Most people with this car obtained it by password guessing an account with it.
Person 1: Dude! I just saw a hang fifteen in a race!

Person 2: Probably a pass guessed account.
by drinkmouthwash February 2, 2023
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Mean Fifteen

Someone who looks like or has a fifteen inch penis (or just a big dick in general).
by pollotropical February 24, 2023
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Assault Rifle Fifteen

A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.
Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!
by Olegthefuckwhit November 29, 2021
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