kiddy fiddler 

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

kiddy fiddler by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

kiddy fiddler 

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

kiddy fiddler by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004

Swedish Fiddler 

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.

The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”

Swedish Fiddler by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010

Tree fiddler 

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

Tree fiddler by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Twat Fiddler 

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger

She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along

Twat Fiddler by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008

kiddie fiddler 

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

kiddie fiddler by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Kiddie Fiddler 

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

Kiddie Fiddler by MrsGraham March 15, 2009