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Froner

In lieu of Crossfit legend and 3 time world champion competitor Rich Froning, it is common for many men to pop a boner or "froner" when looking at pictures of a shirtless Rich Froning or in his presence. The "froner" is not considered a homosexual tendency, but more of a form of respect and appreciation for his athletic accomplishments.
As Bryan watched Rich Froning compete in the Crossfit games at the Home Depot center in Los Angeles, he felt all the blood rush from his top head down to his low head. A gigantic froner former in his spandex shorts. Rich Froning dropped his 305lb barbell and made eye contact with Bryan's froner in the crowd. Rich winked at Bryan's froner as an sign of appreciation for the appreciation.
by Big Lud the Stud July 25, 2014
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Froner

When one person really wants a friendship with another person.

A friendship-boner
Elliott: Omg, Dru's like the coolest guy! I really hope we're friends now!
Sam: Dude, you have a total Froner on Dru man!
by jaybae32 October 16, 2014
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Froner

(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.
Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."
by Patroose August 24, 2009
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Froner

An erection (i.e. boner) one gets when it's cold outside, as if one has a frozen boner.
"Dude I'm so cold, I've goosebumps and a froner!"
by SouthernMiss Dude October 22, 2009
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Froner

When a guy gets head when it's freezing cold outside, thus freezing his manhood.
Guy1: Dude, i just got the best blow job ever!

Guy2: Awesome dude. Where'd it happen.

Guy1: Out in the dugout.

Guy2: Dude isn't it like 3 degrees out there

Guy1: Ya I had a total froner.
by Mercethemerceiless November 23, 2009
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ferneal

A fuckboy who messes with many ladies and moves on quickly from them. He tries to act cool and pretends and acts like what he isn't. He tells many girls that they're the one for him but really, he'll have 20 other girls waiting to talk to him.
Ferneal is a man whore.
by HeyyyyyItsMe February 7, 2018
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Fernessa

DEPRESSED FOCK.
A girl who has lots of problems. Can't keep a man, is very ugly and she's not even book smart
by Danggfifi September 29, 2019
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