Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Fire 'n' Forget

After one finishes masturbating, they do not clean up after themselves. Usually, there is a designated spot for said action.

Duh! That's where I Fire 'n' Forget!

by Burretproof11 July 11, 2011

forget that noise

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.

1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"

by SJ@24 May 21, 2010

Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.

Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.

by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Feeget

One who is a homosexual, but with a sly personality. A sneaky feeget.

Officer: I caught this homosexual fondling old men with Alzheimer.

Judge: He's a sneaky feeget isn't he.

by MinkMcFeeget September 19, 2009

Eternal Ferret

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.

Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!

by Kenthar February 10, 2004