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feep

A silent fart, usually released intentionally by the splitting apart of one's buttocks to eliminate the vibration.
"I didn't want my girlfriend to hear me fart while we were in bed, so I feeped."
by j1ggy December 15, 2011
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freep

Didja see that story in this morning's Freep?
by Vestal Cat August 28, 2004
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freep out

to hysterically blame the Clinton Administration for America's current crises.
When she hears that Iraq has descended into civil war she's going to freep out and blame Clinton.
by Happy2u November 8, 2008
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fleep

this is a combination of two words sleep and f*ck. It can be used in the place of either word. Use your imagination.
We're having a fleepover! Sorry I'm late I was fleeping. You don't look good, are you getting enough fleep?
by Roxy Malone May 17, 2004
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Freeport

A relatively small city located in Northwest Illinois. Sadly enough, Freeport is the biggest city in Stephenson County and the population was 26,443 at the 2000 census.
In 1858, the second debate between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas took place in Freeport. Whoop.
This city has been named Pretzel City USA, although there is no longer any pretzel bakery OR factory and there is more than one high school in the US (hell, in Illinois) with a pretzel as the mascot.
This town is full of hicks, potheads, and 'gangsters'.

Freeport has a high rate for teen pregnancy and STD's, because the teenagers located in Freeport have nothing better to do than have sex with each other. In 2009 alone, 246 cases of Chlamydia were reported. Gross.
Freeport's main attraction is the Walmart. Other than the wonderful 24-Hour Walmart, there is nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Person 1: "I partied in Freeport the other day, and now it hurts to pee!"

Person 2: "You might want to go get checked for Chlamydia, Bro."

Person 3: "...Who's down to go to Walmart?"
by Nestle. January 16, 2011
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feepy

short for fuck creepy or fucking creepy
Dude, look at that guy humping the wall over there, he's so feepy.
by bobthepirate July 3, 2009
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Freeport

A small "city" in NW Illinois where everyone is moving out and all the businesses are closing. There is nothing to do here but drink and do drugs. If you drive down Prospect, Carroll, Pleasant, Iroquois, Illinois, Miami, East Empire, High st. or Shawnee at night you will probably get shot. There is a lovely little shop by the MLK center, there are always people crossing the street to get there who dare you to hit them. There are 2 cops. There are alot of crack heads with nasty teeth. If you are looking to buy a particular item, chances are none of the stores will carry it and you will have to go out of town, if you need a job, prepare to make minimum wage. Your neighbors either sell or do drugs, or both. The north west side is becoming a ghost town. It has lots of fast food joints and banks, but nothing else. The high school mascot is a pretzel.
Hey lets go to Freeport for a fresh Pretzel, it is the Pretzel City you know! Oh... you don't have fresh pretzels?
by yumtaco January 22, 2015
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